Qiuqa highlights 4 key points from Naruto Classic Episode 3.
1. Naruto Kisses Sasuke
That morning, Naruto had instant ramen and a carton of milk for breakfast. He arrived at the Academy soon after, entering the classroom with a bright, cheerful smile.
Shikamaru was puzzled as to why Naruto had shown up after failing the exam, but Naruto proudly tapped his Konoha headband—proof that he was officially a Genin. Watching quietly from afar, Hinata felt a surge of happiness seeing that he had finally passed.
Meanwhile, Ino and Sakura were fiercely arguing over who got to sit next to Sasuke, a dispute quickly joined by the rest of the girls in class. Annoyed, Naruto crouched on Sasuke’s desk and leaned in close, staring him down as he tried to figure out why the girls were so obsessed with him.
Suddenly, a mischievous boy named Madun bumped into Naruto from behind, sending him falling forward and accidentally locking lips with Sasuke. Instantly furious, the girls in the class mercilessly beat Naruto to a pulp.
2. Naruto Defeats Sasuke
Soon after, Iruka entered the classroom and announced that the Genin would be divided into three-man squads to carry out missions under the guidance of a Jonin. As a result, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura were assigned to the same squad: Team 7.
During lunch break, Sasuke leaned casually against an open hallway window, enjoying his food. Without warning, Naruto ambushed him from outside, leaping through the window. Sasuke easily deflected the attack, slamming Naruto face-down onto the floor.
In an instant, Naruto’s body transformed into a block of wood. Seconds later, dozens of Kage Bunshin (Shadow Clones) materialized, poised to strike Sasuke from behind. Ultimately, Sasuke ended up face-down on the floor, his hands securely tied behind his back.
3. Naruto in Disguise
Meanwhile, Naruto—now perfectly disguised as Sasuke—approached Sakura as she sat on a park bench. Thrilled to have “Sasuke” sitting next to her, she leaned in, attempting to kiss his lips.
Just as Naruto, still in his disguise, was about to lean into the kiss, a sudden, sharp cramp seized his stomach. He bolted desperately in search of a restroom, leaving Sakura to assume that Sasuke was simply too shy.
Not long after, the real Sasuke approached Sakura at the bench and asked if she had seen Naruto. Sakura brushed the question off, telling him not to worry about Naruto since he was always just trying to cause trouble.
Sakura claimed that Naruto’s behavior was the result of a poor upbringing; since he had no parents, there was no one to scold him when he acted out.
Hearing this, Sasuke sharply replied that the pain of loneliness was far worse than being scolded by your parents. He then coldly added that she was annoying. The harsh, piercing words left Sakura completely stunned into silence.
4. The Third Hokage & Kakashi
Meanwhile, the Third Hokage and Kakashi paid a secret visit to Naruto’s apartment. Inside, Kakashi found a carton of milk that had long since expired, deducing that Naruto would suffer a terrible stomachache if he drank it. Sure enough, back at the Academy, Naruto was agonizing in the restroom, completely unaware of what had caused his sudden distress.
